Archive for the ‘National Service’ Category

i’m in it for its advocation of using as little words as possible

October 25, 2009

Twitter is the reason why the last post was all the back on Aug 30, pre-brunei. why, when you can blog from camp using your handphone, and you can avoid having to write essays as you are forced to write summaries of what you want to say instead?

Well, brunei. never again. literally felt like dying when 1. both my legs were entirely submerged in mud/quicksand in the swamp; 2. i was going up Ah Biang; 3. I fuck up at the objective during the missions.

As I’ve always said, fuck brunei. seriously, do something about your welfare state system. build up your fucking infrastructure. fuck the museums and mosques. and seriously, “The Mall”? Yo sultan, you better wake up your idea before your country implodes.

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72km w00t. I can now discard my jockey card for a new headdress. XD

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and, i’m addicted to jubeat. i still suck at lvl 8 songs and up.

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At the rate I’m going, I absolutely don’t see how I can avoid staying single for the rest of my life. hmm. (lol.)

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TweetSG is a good service, too bad it’s not accepting new sign-ups as the developer has reached his financial limits of running it.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

bing bong (mount) biang

August 30, 2009

At Changi Airport Terminal 2 computer terminal, which has an insanely small keyboard (and no colemak, duh). Flying off in less than 2 hours to a god-forsaken place. sigh.

Will be back in 3 weeks.

All I ask for now is to say a little prayer for me, that I won’t die here.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

sub10

August 14, 2009

(this post has been backdated.)

IPPT on 13aug:
Pull-ups: 12
4×10m: 9.4s
Sit-ups: cap at 40
SBJ: 239cm
2.4km: 9:45mins

I’ve finally reached sub 10 for 2.4km. Now for Gold.
Some more, improve by 25s from last PB, and doing the test with cough, running nose and a bad headache.

(On FB: Melissa Teo – cos your nose was running also. congrats!) heh heh.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

i am airborne!

August 1, 2009

I can now wear the airborne badge on my no. 4. yay.

and i think i’m addicted to jumping off planes now. with a parachute on, of course. the freefall feeling is no longer something i’m afraid of, rather, i look forward to it now. especially so during my 5th jump yesterday.

and, nothing beats the diagonal scenic view that you see during the drag caused by the deployment of the parachute. it’s really hard to describe it, and it’s hard to explain it. it’s a very unique experience that no one can ever take away from me.

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0 tarmac landings in 5 jumps. woonie levels up in parachute steering.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

IPPT

July 26, 2009

Sit-ups: 48 A
Shuttle Run: 9.7s A
Pull-ups: 10 [11th not counted, so i stopped] B
SBJ: 238cm B

2.4km: 10:11mins (personal best) A

23 points – Finally a CDO Silver standard. ($100!)

Now for sub 10.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

first jump

June 27, 2009

Jump from C-130 at PLAB cancelled the previous day.

Reveille at 2am

Simple warm-up exercises at 3am

Pre-jump training at 3.30am

Load up parachutes and other stores at 4am

Breakfast at 5am

Up the bus at 6am

[From this point onwards, I lost my sense of time.]

Arrive at SBAB

Unload stores at RV point

Chinook-interior orientation

Back to RV point

Watch the first sortie fit up, enter the chinook. Chinook takes off, and flies circles in the air around the airbase. Streamers let out from chinook, floats straight downwards, to much cheers, considering the c-130 jump was cancelled due to ’strong winds’.

And the first pass of sortie 1 makes their exit.

*Fast forward*

I fit up my parachute and reserve. Noticed that my mains is serial number 108 [block number of old home], and my reserve is serial number 656 [block number of current home]. I must be feeling damn sian.

Routine fit-up checks by jumpmasters, and we sat down to wait for our turn to load up the chinook.

…which got delayed due to the chinook going back to refuel.

More time-wasting.

Finally, the walk down to the compass ring. Chinook hovers down and lands. Hear the mighty roar and feel the huge blasts of wind. As I walked towards the chinook, the turbo suddenly started up, generating lots of noise and heat, that we had to run all the way into the chinook to avoid them as much as possible.

“Fasten safety belt!” And we have lift-off.

Looked out the window to beautiful scenery.
The never-ending, fast-paced “patta-patta” sounds produced by the rotary wings is the best metaphor for my heartbeat.

“500ft, prepare for action!”

“First pass, unfasten safety belt!”
“Stand up!”
“Hook up!”
“Check static line!”
“Check equipment!” “Helmet, capewell, life jacket, chest strap, reserve snap, ripcord, leg straps, pack tie, static line, clear and hook-up!”
“Sound off for equipment check!” “7 okay!” “6 okay!” “5 okay!” “4 okay!” “3 okay!” “2 okay!” “1 okay, stick okay!”
“move forward!” “Right left right left.”
“5 seconds, stand at the door!” “Right! Left! Right! Left!”
“Green on… GO!”

The people of the second and third pass started cheering as we watched the first pass sink out of view as they jumped out the back ramp. Being in the third pass, I cheered along too.

The guy on my right looked really nervous.

Second pass out.

As the chinook made a turn, it was our turn.

“Stand at the door” “right left right left”
“Go!” “right left right left”
“Go!” “right left right left”
“Go!” “right left right left”
“Go!” “right left right left”
And I found myself standing at the edge of the ramp.

“Go!”

-to be continued-

booking in

May 24, 2009

I have officially developed a phobia for booking in.

Fuck.

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

birthday

May 9, 2009

Why is it that, even after
1. removing the display of my birthday on my profile,
2. keeping my 11B out of sight for at least 3 weeks
3. keeping a low profile for a week
…my bunkmates still remember when my birthday is?

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Birthday celebs this year had been awesome. Though, having pizzas for 2 days in a row, lots of cake and other junk food over the weekend, plus not much PT in the week after that, had made me terribly unfit, so much so that when the super-xiong PT resumed on Thursday, I was almost breathless after 20mins of non-stop running and couldn’t keep up with my pre-pizza pace.

Nevertheless, I’d really like to thank everyone for
1. Pool @ Beauty World
2. Lunch @ Wishbone
3. CTR @ Aaron’s
4. Pizza @ Pizzarella
5. the Oreo Cheesecake
6. the stayover
7. everything else.

(:

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Have I mentioned that constructing a ghillie suit is horribly tedious?

And why why why have I not received any offers from NUS? ):

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

so near yet so far

April 26, 2009

Sit-ups: capped at 40
Shuttle Run: 10.1s
Pull-ups: 10
SBJ: 234cm
2.4km: 10:49mins

AABBB 22 points
Pass. 1 point away from silver.

Frustrating.

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From one of the creators of The Students’ Sketchpad: ebget

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.

improvements

April 12, 2009

Everytime I take an official IPPT, I see improvements…

Sit-ups: capped at 40
SBJ: 226cm
Shuttle Run: 9.8s
Pull-ups: 10
2.4km: 10:41mins

AABBC
Pass.

…but it’s never enough. The instructors even accused me of intentionally trying to OOC [before this test].

Till the next time, it’s me, woonie, signing off.